Uniformity is vastly overrated, as the Surrealists knew well. Rather than the melting clocks of Dali or the shrouds of Magritte, these readers feature a diamond shape on one side and a circular silhouette on the other to lend an aspect of the fantastically uncanny to wide-sized faces. Integrate the elements of faux cut-outs and avant-garde printed acetate, and you have all the materials necessary to create an electrifyingly quixotic gaze. Whether you’re looking back at onlookers on the street through progressive lenses or using full-lens readers to pore over dissertation research, these unisex readers will turn you into an epochal exhibit to rival any at the Louvre. Symmetry? Eh. We’ll raise you an off-kilter tour de force any day.

Due to the limited quantities and luxury quality of the Lake & Harriet by eyebobs collection, these frames are not eligible for any promotions or discounts. But trust us, you'll love them.